From the rural town of Preston, Idaho, comes Eliy Levine, who has been spelling his own name wrong his whole life. With a red ‘fro, his moon boots and illegal government ninja moves, he is a new kind of hero.
Eliy came to Floridb with one mission in mind: helping his friend Will overcome adversity to become captain – a president of sorts – of the team.
“Heck yes, I’d vote for you!”
He yelled when Will told him he wanted to be captain.
“Bryan, you fat lard, no one respects you!”
Eliy’s skills as a handler come in handy when it’s stall 8 and the turf is your best receiver. While he is a more experienced member of Floridb and has many throws in his arsenal, he can’t throw any of them over them mountains over there!
Ultimate wasn’t always Eliy’s passion. In high school, he was an amateur contortionist.
“One time, I fit into this small cubby I had inside my closet,”
“But then my brother trapped me in it and deleted my Runescape account.”
His family consists of fragile brother Kip, who’s seeking his soul mate in online chat rooms; Uncle Rico, who is stuck in his “glory” days of high school football; and Grandma, who enjoys going out to the dunes on her quad-runner. Napoleon spends his days drawing magical beasts, working on his computer hacking skills to impress the chicks, and begrudgingly feeding his grandma’s pet llama.